adventures of a psychopathic magnet

A Dose of Dave

Here is a nice email my brother sent me when I first arrived in Austria.

Hello dear, or deer as it is known in the southern hemisphere. Did you
know their toilets go the other way, WHAT IN THE NAME OF JUMPIN JOHOVA.
Rachels got into town this evening and freakin whipped out her AK 47
and ran around shooting in the air yellin "I WANT FREE LONG DISTANCE"
i think shes on drugs. judgeing is that she was carryin a pound of herion
(hahaha thats impossilbe) and was twitching a lot. "What do ya mean you
dont like cheese on top of a salad" "I just dont" "Well that
sounds a little fruity to me" that wasnt in a movie i totaly just made that up
and if you ask me its positivley BITCHIN. I forgot how much i like to
flashdance yaaaaa ya heard me. quigibo its a half man half gorilla. see
that was in a movie, or not actually a movie, more like a show, the
Simpsons, ALSO BITCHIN.
Love Mom

posted by lulu @ 1:56 PM